Category: Religion

Good ole Rev. Marshall, the moral marshal »

God save us all… from the radical nitwits! I can’t believe more Texas, redneck politicians are trying to inject their versions of God into American history textbooks. Stay with me on this. Peter Marshall the Maniac Minister (a guy who thinks sexual immorality caused Vietnam) wants to combine church and state a little more so [...]

Sweet! Indulgences!? »

Valentine’s Day brings a time of tenderness and indulgences. Chocolate indulgences usually. But someone has a different idea. The Catholic church is bringing back indulgences to entice its followers back into the pews. You can now reduce the time in Purgatory (Afterlife’s Tumultuous Waiting Room, if you will) in exchange for a charitable contribution and [...]

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    Long As I Can See the Light (by Crystal Bowersox)
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    I Can See Clearly Now (by Jimmy Cliff)