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After returning from Rosh Hashanah, Congress decides to pass a revised, crisis-driven bailout bill because the douche bags noticed the ramifications for NOT DOING SO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’m glad the politicians were concerned about the country so much to take a freaking holiday in an indisputable economic crisis! Financial experts, economists, and money [...]

Politicians Will Now Have to Work Too Much! »

Well, America, you asked for it… now, you’re getting it! Once Democrats take the majority of Congressional seats in January, House Reps will be forced to clock in 5 days out of the work week instead of their already overworked 3 days each week (actually they start late Tuesday and end by Thursday afternoon but [...]

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